• Dwight: Listen, I'm a very busy man. Let's get right down to business.
• Jim: Ok.
• Dwight: Jo is coming later today I cannot have a subordinate trying to make me look stupid. I need you to promise that you will be on your best behavior.
• Jim: I promis ... ed other people I would be on my worst behavior. And I gave my word, so ...
• Dwight: Don't make me fire you.
• Jim: You can't fire me. You're acting manager not office manager so you have no firing powers.
• Dwight: Don't make me pre-fire you.
• Jim: You wouldn't dare.
• Dwight: Watch this, you're pre-fire. And when I'm promoted you will be full fired.
• Jim: If you get promoted and if you haven't fallen in love with me by then.
• Dwight: What??

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