asian:

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back

(via borinq)

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via borinq)

meladoodle:

if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

(Source: meladoodle, via borinq)

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

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